he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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