Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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