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Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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