I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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