Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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