i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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