I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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