I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
All I want is dick and wine.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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