I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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