Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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