margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Alive.
So much puke
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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