so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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