When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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