i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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