This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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