we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
ttyl tear gas
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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