Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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