Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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