So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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