Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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