I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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