Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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