I want to make a zoo with you.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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