I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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