"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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