Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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