he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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