No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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