oh god the rape fog is back!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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