Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I looked at my own cervix.
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Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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