three words: i give head
three words: not that well
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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