just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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