Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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