Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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