So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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