I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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