did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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