Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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