Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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