Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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