SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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