"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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