Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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