I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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