But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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