Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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