You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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