I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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