I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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