white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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