Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think I died a long time ago.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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