well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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